ok, so i think the cindy-suzyn thing is cleared up, i was talking to cindy and she was upset that suz was the love of my life, so i made him love of my life 1 and 1/2, then when we were talking to suz later on on the phone, he said she was awesome and that i was really lucky and she was smittened by danny as well, so she said he could be the love of my life again, but he has to share with her,
cindy is the awesomest, im glad she's not jealous of suzyn anymore, because that would have just been bad

were going to see tml tonight with aimee and leah, danny is supposed to meet us, and leslie is going to try to...oh and cock lobby matt is gonna try as well, i think, i hope, cuz then ill have my bf and gf there, lol, and the other love of my life, itll be the greatest night ever!!!

LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."


LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH SKILLS:

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

Why?" asks the father."

"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.

"But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father?
"That's what I said!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:

Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

BILLY says "Mas-tur-bate"

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."

Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie, replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."

so i love my matt (other matt, not cl matt), hes so cute, i think he might be a little queer, maybe it's in the name...idk....maybe it's just me, the queers just flock to me...omg...can i be the female adam? hmmmmmm...i dont know quite as many queers as he does obviously, come on, hes like uber gay pimp, but i think i could try to be

oh oh oh oh so good news...i forget what the topic was exactly, but matt said something pretty queer, not unlike he always does...anyway, i was like "are yousure youre not queer?" and he was like "not so much" NOT SO MUCH!!! this is a breakthrough guys! im so proud of him, *tear* i really am proud of my matt, hes growing up so well...some day he'll be a real queer!

i love the onion:

VOLUME 31 ISSUE 13 — 8 APRIL 1997
Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized
BALTIMORE—On Friday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly separating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good thing we isolated it—I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness were its pinkish hue, meticulously frilly perimeter, and faint but distinct perfume-like odor.

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


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it's so true, this is me...except, you know, im a girl

random thought of the day: For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 6 oz. of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig!

TML with lisa was awesome, i love the girl so very much, cindy was supposed to be there, but she saw "a 60 minute history of himankind" instead, whatev, i had a carnation for her, but since she didnt show, i gave it to lisa and officially asked her to be my jessica styne, lol, she accepted (though a part of me thinks she only did for the flower, damn her, damn her to hades) but brody got a lapdance and he was a TML virgin, so he enjoyed it, lol, l love my brody, even though most of the people who read this don't agree, i like him, he's pretty

it really wasnt as funny as when it was here, but it was amusing none-the-less i officially love jay "i kind of like that i learned how to play a piano from a gay monk, in a monastary that's now a dance studio" "when he went away, my parents asked 'did he do anything to you' 'no, they're not all like that we're not all like that" hes so cute

so i asked matt to be my boyfriend, he accepted without even asking why, which is amusing, but not surprising. see, i have to babysit a number of nights this week, and on wed, i have pirates of the carribean showing here, and i want to go, i am going to take the kids to the show and then bring them home, well, the 11 yr old is a nosy one (big surprise as she's 11, i know) and will want to meet my boyfriend. she has already wanted my bf's # so that she could call and talk to him....damn kids....so i asked matt to pose as my bf for the night, as i dont know how the mother will react and i get paid too well to out myself w/o being sure of a positive reaction. i kind of hate myself at the moment for this, but the kids are a bit homophobic, even if they arent aware of it, you know? i really hate that i have to lie to them at all, maybe i should ask the mother what she thinks about homosexuality, idk, what do you think suz?

ill blog latter about TML with lisa!!


You are the Fairy of Nature. You love mother earth
with everything in you. You love natural beauty
for what it is. You are very in touch with
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You're goin' down! FOR MURDER!
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If you're a goth please visit
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nicole ok, so i cant believe im actually doing this for you nicole, youre lucky i love you.
danny, there's a new person on my bloglist you might want to take a look at coughcoughlesliecoughcough i think you'll be pleasantly surprised at the last paragraph or so, she likes you suz, cuz youre the greatest human being ever!!

Jess i sent cindy what you said about her, and she was all touched and stuff, though apparently she "doesnt see it" so sad, really, but i think shes fucking gorgeous

so cindy and i will be going out a month soon, it has gone by so quickly, hopefully ill see her, im going to too much light on the 1 month and shes going to hang out with people, but she is going to try to convince them to go see TML! if i dont see her, ill just put like a flower on her bed or something, chris (her roomie) will let me in, cuz she rules! lu chris! hopefully ill see her, though

so yesterday i was playing fooseball with clock lobby (cl) matt and we teamed up as the dykey duo and beat cindy and the other matt 3 times in a row!! woo hoo, its funny, cuz it was a rainbow cat toy instead of a fooseball... whatever, i loveded my matt anyway and he knows that
dominican is really becoming my home, i know that we have these plans to go to niu (fucking assholes) but if i do, i will really miss some of the stuff that goes on here

ok, so i cant believe im actually doing this for you nicole, youre lucky i love you. danny, there's a new person on my bloglist you might want to take a look at coughcoughlesliecoughcough i think you'll be pleasantly surprised at the last paragraph or so, she likes you suz, cuz youre the greatest human being ever!!
so cindy and i will be going out a month soon, it has gone by so quickly

You're Jack McFarland! You're selfish as hell,
extremely oblivious and insanely obnoxious, but
still manage to be rather sweet underneath it
all. You're undeniably loveable and absolutely
hilarious despite your flaws.


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so i had a talk with cindy, thank you very much losers, she thought i was breaking up with her i hate you all coughcoughjessnicolelesliecoughcough it is really not cool to make me think that shes straight, i like her so very much and i really dont want the first straight girl i ever like to be a girl i've dated for a month already, also she pretty much is like me, gender doesnt matter so much, but she doesnt like penis, so that plays a major role in things, she doesnt even like my little penis, so sad (by the way, it is a little blue pencil topper penis) she was all grossed out, so i was like, "Well, at least you have your priorities gay" lol guys, i dont think ive ever liked anyone as much as i like her...please just give me two weeks notice, ok cindy?

My life is rated PG.
What is your life rated?

Cookie Monster's Bulimia Nervosa



Yes, cookies *are* good. But too much of anything
is never a good thing. Instead of bingeing and
purging, try to regulate your eating habits.
Maybe instead of having two dozen cookies, you
could have two. Also, you should slow down
your eating. Chew each bite several times
before swallowing. Eating more slowly makes it
easier to tell when you are full. And don't
worry about body image--people love you just
the way you are, googly eyes and all.


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JUST FOR YOU NICOLE...damn you won't read this for a while.. oh well

Butch Survivor
The Premise: 10 Butches are forced to live in a Beverly Hills Mansion untill they all give up and only one is left. Sound easy? Not so fast. Here are the...

RULES

1. NO Sinead O' Conner or or Melissa Etheridge music. Old Wang Chung albums only.
2. The only thing you will be "packing" is your luggage.
3. NO boxers. Red lacy pantie thongs with bows only.
4. Bras MUST be worn at all times. NO Sports bras. Padded frilly uplift bras only.
5. NO beer or hard liquor. Arbor Mists only.
6. Every night all Butches must perform a fashion show in which the latest in Kathey Lee clothing is modeled.
7. NO S&M, Vanilla sex only.
8. NO porn. Old "House and Garden" magazines only.
9. NO MTV or Sports Channel. "Lifetime" or Richard Simmons "Sweatin to the oldies". Your choice.
10. Hair conditioner must be used.
11. Nails will not allowed to be bitten or clipped. To do so will result in immediate removal.
12. All Butches must wear high heels, except when sleeping, when they will wear pink slippers.
13. All who refer to themselves as "Daddys" and "bois", will switch nightly.
14. NO leather. Satin and lace only.
15. NO red meat. Anything but tofu and rice is forbidden.
16. Makeup must be worn at all times, even while sleeping. This includes but is not limited to; purple eyeshadow, red lipstick, and orange blush.
17. NO masturbation allowed, loving sex only and you must hold your partner afterward untill she falls asleep.
18. NO FARTING, BURPING, or CROTCH SCRATCHING in front of other contestants.
19. NO head hair trimming, but all other body hair must be waxed.
20. NO mention of the words "dude", "bro", "man", or "pal".

You Might Be Butch If...

You slather on Old Spice instead of FDS.

You ask your friends to "smell your fingers".

You constantly adjust your balls even though you have none.

Your idea of a Brazillian Wax involves a car.

You have to pay on "ladies night".

You use words like "man" and "dude" to express suprise, and refer to your friends as your "dawgs".

You think "powder puffs" is a cereal and "nail tips" is a carpenters manual.

You get hit on by gay men.

You get offended when people DON'T call you "Sir".

You Might Be Femme If...

Your panties have flowers on them.
You giggle whenever someone says "pubic hair".

You constantly ask "are you listening to me?".

You lie about masturbating.

The last time you "went down" was when you broke a heel.

The only time you "pack" is when you go on vacation.

You see no sense in having your tires rotated. After all dont they rotate every time you drive?

You think WD-40 is a tax form.

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Oddly enough, I got this in an email from my dad, but it's tre fabulous

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay (and

proud) flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he

served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came

swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:

"Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big

scary

plane shortly, lovely people, so if you

could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic

looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess.

I take orders from no one.

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well,sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up bitch."

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

anyone who reads this, if you feel that everyone, including gay, straight, bisexual and transgender people should be able to marry, please sign the millions for marriage petition if you have not already. Bush is trying to make marriage a "sacred" act between a man and a woman, dont let this happen

Marriage is EVERYBODY’S Right
http://www.MillionForMarriage.org

Anti Gay Monument

You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".


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You are Stewie, you hate Lois and are beginning to
dislike women in general, you think it would be
great if you turned out to be gay.


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leslie's roomie never sleeps in her room, so she was very lonely and wanted to have a sleepover, cindy and i volunteered.
We took her roomate's bed, it was great, she got cuddled up to me and while i wanted her so badly, it really was really nice just lying there, you know? guys, i really like her so much.

so idk whats going on for saturday, i think matts gonna come, maybe ill ask him to bring better than chocolate, ive heard good things and he seems to love it, so whatever
im convinced that matt is queer and in denial, hes not gay, but definitely at least "a slight curve" right stamer? lol i miss the qq, guys, you all rule
so i went to see margaret cho with danny on tuesday!! and i saw carlos and raleigh ocampo and roberto, it was awesome, i havent seen them in forever, you know?
she was fucking hilarious, idk how many times she ripped on the Bush administration, but i loved it, and the guy that came on before her, either dan bruce or bruce daniels, but i think bruce was his last name, in anycase, he was fucking hilarious!! i needed time with danny, we havent had any time as of late and i was going through withdrawl, then i met his queer and homophobe roomies, i love mike, danny, hes so adorable! i also thought it was amusing that danny and the homophobe are in the same room, while the queer is in the front room, just an obsevarion, but i was amused

Alicia Silverstone


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so i just read jess' blog, i just would like to say, that has to be the gayest blog ever, i loved it!

yeah so cindy cant come this weekend :( shes going home. im very sad, cuz stamers probably going to have tanya there, and i wont have my cindy...ill just have to invite matt over, lol,
to explain- matt is the not gay treasurer of the GSA...we joke around all the time, and hes pretty cute, but i dont want him, though if anyone is interested, he is looking for a fuck buddy, lol, and he hasnt specified male or female, so all are welcome in on that!
anywho...cindy has already threatened to leave me for matt, so i retaliated and did the same thing, YAY ME!
i really have nothing to say...everything has been going really well, so no need for the random rants of kathy/gurrty

ok, so while most of you may not even be aware of this, i now know why cindy has a "fear of intimacy" <-- her words, she has bpd, borderline personality disorder, so shes afraid of hurting me, which makes her that more special to me, you know? She didnt tell me this, however, a mutual friend did, so idk, but i really like her so much

we saw too much light yesterday, suzyn decided at the last minute that he wasnt coming and he missed it...even though they had 2 plays left, they finished it!!!! and i got a T-shirt, it was amazing, i loved it..."a RAISIN!!!!"...sry random but im going to pick up stamer at like 1230ish, then since suzyn isnt coming anymore, cuz hes getting a fucking HAIRCUT, well go straight...gayly first... to boystown, nicole, just call me when you get out of class, cuzwith you who knows, k?