JUST FOR YOU NICOLE...damn you won't read this for a while.. oh well

Butch Survivor
The Premise: 10 Butches are forced to live in a Beverly Hills Mansion untill they all give up and only one is left. Sound easy? Not so fast. Here are the...

RULES

1. NO Sinead O' Conner or or Melissa Etheridge music. Old Wang Chung albums only.
2. The only thing you will be "packing" is your luggage.
3. NO boxers. Red lacy pantie thongs with bows only.
4. Bras MUST be worn at all times. NO Sports bras. Padded frilly uplift bras only.
5. NO beer or hard liquor. Arbor Mists only.
6. Every night all Butches must perform a fashion show in which the latest in Kathey Lee clothing is modeled.
7. NO S&M, Vanilla sex only.
8. NO porn. Old "House and Garden" magazines only.
9. NO MTV or Sports Channel. "Lifetime" or Richard Simmons "Sweatin to the oldies". Your choice.
10. Hair conditioner must be used.
11. Nails will not allowed to be bitten or clipped. To do so will result in immediate removal.
12. All Butches must wear high heels, except when sleeping, when they will wear pink slippers.
13. All who refer to themselves as "Daddys" and "bois", will switch nightly.
14. NO leather. Satin and lace only.
15. NO red meat. Anything but tofu and rice is forbidden.
16. Makeup must be worn at all times, even while sleeping. This includes but is not limited to; purple eyeshadow, red lipstick, and orange blush.
17. NO masturbation allowed, loving sex only and you must hold your partner afterward untill she falls asleep.
18. NO FARTING, BURPING, or CROTCH SCRATCHING in front of other contestants.
19. NO head hair trimming, but all other body hair must be waxed.
20. NO mention of the words "dude", "bro", "man", or "pal".