Oddly enough, I got this in an email from my dad, but it's tre fabulous

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay (and

proud) flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he

served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came

swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:

"Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big

scary

plane shortly, lovely people, so if you

could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic

looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.

I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess.

I take orders from no one.

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well,sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up bitch."