Miller Lite and Patron
No, not together.
Well, not completely together anyway!
So for a long time now, I've been convinced that Tequila and I were not friends. More than that, we were the kind of not friends that, when at the same party, would shoot death looks at each other from across the room. But, as I've discovered, I've just met Tequila at a bad time, like when she was feeling a little feisty, you know, when she was in a Cuervo bottle. On Saturday I had a shot of Patron-just to make my aunt happy because she's a HUGE Tequila fan, and I thought to myself, "Wow, Tequila's not so bad after all!"
On the other hand, Miller Lite and I have been casual aquaintences, mainly when I'm already drunk, that's when we get along best. I just don't think even our slight relationship is going to last. I decided to switch to Miller Lite after several mixed drinks-mainly vodka with a splash of flavor-since I had to be at the zoo the next morning. I couldn't fathom being hung over at the zoo, so I tried to do the right thing. And I did, I drank crappy beer for the few drinks I had after that. We did play beer pong, but I cheated by not drinking as much of the beer as I spilled-it was purposefully, I swear! I think that was my last Miller Lite experience. But I really do think it's for the best.
I also think the blame falls on Sean and Steve-damn them for introducing me to good beer!
No, not together.
Well, not completely together anyway!
So for a long time now, I've been convinced that Tequila and I were not friends. More than that, we were the kind of not friends that, when at the same party, would shoot death looks at each other from across the room. But, as I've discovered, I've just met Tequila at a bad time, like when she was feeling a little feisty, you know, when she was in a Cuervo bottle. On Saturday I had a shot of Patron-just to make my aunt happy because she's a HUGE Tequila fan, and I thought to myself, "Wow, Tequila's not so bad after all!"
On the other hand, Miller Lite and I have been casual aquaintences, mainly when I'm already drunk, that's when we get along best. I just don't think even our slight relationship is going to last. I decided to switch to Miller Lite after several mixed drinks-mainly vodka with a splash of flavor-since I had to be at the zoo the next morning. I couldn't fathom being hung over at the zoo, so I tried to do the right thing. And I did, I drank crappy beer for the few drinks I had after that. We did play beer pong, but I cheated by not drinking as much of the beer as I spilled-it was purposefully, I swear! I think that was my last Miller Lite experience. But I really do think it's for the best.
I also think the blame falls on Sean and Steve-damn them for introducing me to good beer!
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