ok, so two things, first, on my quiz I added myself to the sibling question (shut up) and missa would like me to clarify that she got one of the questions wrong on purpose and another on sheer stupidity (she should have gotten it right) just so were clear...

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p.s. Nicole, I hope you feel better, even though you still won't talk to me

Ok, it has come to my attention that the last post I did has caused some issues:
1. The quotes are not all of the quotes from the qq, they are just the ones I have posted in the blog before, I wasn't in the mood to type all of them out.

2. When I said that I wasn't sorry that the qq was over, I didn't mean I was happy it was over, either. I am happy the qq ever existed, but it couldn't last forever.

:So that's the confusion, I suppose it's kinda ironic that the person that I would never have thought I would be closest friends with from the qq was the one who addressed the concerns to me, but what are you gonna do, right? (Love ya, jess)

Ok, other than that, I saw the Spongebob movie today!! It was really funny, but be warned, you might want to look away the WHOLE TIME DAVID HASSELHOFF IS ON THE SCREEN...all I have to say is back rolls, hairy back rolls.

But! There was a preview for a movie made by the Shrek/Sharktale people called Madascar

Which looks hilarious, the zoo animals want to escape (led by the evil PENGUINS!!!)

This is kind of my own homage to the qq, I'm not sorry it is over, but I will remember the times we had together for the rest of my life, so I thought I would pay my respects by re-posting our quotes...because that's what people like me do:

I've seen some Fat Bitches in my day, but GOD DAMN, that's a FAT BITCH!!-Stamer

We've got a car full of queers and we kno how to use it.-Jess

I'd kiss it if I could bend down that far.-Stamer

Dude, no stop sign. Dude! No stop sign! Dude! NO STOP SIGN!-Nicole

There's something you don't see everyday, a guy walking down the middle of the street, well, the side of the middle of the street.-Stamer

Keep blowing untill it gets hard.-Nicole

I have a thing for cherries.-Nicole

Stamer:Do ya wanna be a dildo?
Jess:Actually.

Watch out, I've go drainage tubes and I know how to use them.-Stamer

I kinda like 'em better hard.-Nicole

That guy's kinda creepy...he looks like Nadia.-Nicole

If I know anything about high school G.S.A.'s, there's no
"S."-Jess

Nice Apples.-Nicole

OO,OO, wanna see Kathy's face?-Jess

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with my mother's broach.-Kathy

It's enough to turn a girl straight.-Kathy

They're riding each others' asses like a good queermobile.-Jess

Oh, my nuts!-Stamer

This makes me wanna dance...and I don't dance.-Nicole on Shakira

I'm not an activist, I just don't want to touch your meat.-Kathy

mmm...cherry.-Nicole

And I have a thing for cherries?-Nicole on Jess' cherry wallet

What's one thing you don't have to deal with as a lesbian? PENIS!-Nicole on the lesbian

It upsets me that Jess can't come out.-Nicole

If I was a dog, I would lick other people's asses.-Jess

It's nice going out with a girl. You save so much money on condoms.-Stamer on the lesbian

Jess:I'm just pulling shit out of my ass here.
Stamer:Most people do.

It's a little bit whinner and a little bit less of a douche.-Kathy

Pass the squishy on the left hand side.-Jess

I do flail like a mofo.-Jess

We're looking for a gay, homeless, drifter. Has anyone seen a gay, homeless, drifter?-Jess

Let's go lay-lie-in the hammock.-Nicole

Wanna steal a cherry picker?-Jess

I hope Rachel gets spina bifida.-Jess

You know what sucks? NO BENCHES!-Stamer

I just got my rod stuck in my ass.-Jess

Ladies and Gentlemen, Queers at their finest.-Stamer

Stamer Knows how to handle her balls.-Kathy

If i were to reincarnate myself, I'd either be a llama or a bra.-Jess

It must suck to be a firework, you have that one moment of shining glory and then it's all over...kind of like the cast of 90210.-Jess

Fairy Dust? Is that like dandruff on a gay guy?-Jess

These two are 90 degree angles, I'm just a slight curve.-Stamer

(Referring to the quotebook) I'm gonna be reading this when I'm 90 and I'm gonna bust a hip laughing.-Kathy

I'm full of the SARS and I shall infect thee.-Stamer

(To Stamer) Can I play with your bananna?-Jess

(About the Quartet) Hello I would do anything but make out with you...and if the time came, I would pucker up.-Nicole

(Referring to Jen Evans) She has to be queer, she likes journey.-Stamer

QQ
R.I.P.
2003-2004

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BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the wine at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."


The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine (in descending order):

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante



The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.

I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex
marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman. I try to share that knowledge with as many
people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate."

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a
fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem
is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden
by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them
to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can
help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Michael A. Marletta
Professor of Chemistry
Professor of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology

Mailing address:
University of California, Berkeley
Department of Chemistry
211 Lewis Hall
Berkeley, CA 94720-1460

This is what I want to get for my tattoo, I think it would be cool! 

Since I haven't actually posted in a while, I thought that now would be a good time to do so. I am trying to find a job, any job that will get me into my own place. I am tired of having to live with someone else and always have to worry if I do something they don't like that I won't have a place to stay anymore.

Steve and I would like to get a place together because we would get along as apartment buddies pretty well and that way it would be half the rent!
Problems: Neither of us have jobs (or at least ones that count so we could support ourselves)
I have no car (so I need a job)
I seem to have a snag in the job market (no one has a job for a 19 yr old that will be full time)

:So it sucks to be me. I signed up for Monster Jobs, but the only replies I've gotten are ones for life insurance companies and I've done that before, I'm not motivated enough in that field to want to do well.

I'm gonna apply at Toys 'R Us for the holiday season, at least that'll get me some extra cash to save up.

my jimmy is the cutest!! 

Me and my jimmy, me and my jimmy, my jimmy and me!! 

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A lot of these states, I don't actually remember, I just remember being told that I visited them

random Steve quote:
I keep [my penis] around for emergencies, but I only take it out on special occasions.

kathleen is the #36 most common female name.
0.424% of females in the US are named kathleen.
Around 540600 US females are named kathleen!
source namestatistics.com

gurrty is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named gurrty.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

sharp is the #332 most common last name.
0.033% of last names in the US are sharp.
Around 82500 US last names are sharp!
source namestatistics.com

just cuz i feel more like gurrty most of the time, lol

Damn, sad but true (as stolen from Jess' blog) 

How can 59,000,000 people be so dumb?

Canada or Vodka?

VODKA!!!

So after I found out that W was not only going to serve as our president for the next four years, I wanted to move to Canada or get wasted. Since getting wasted would be cheaper, that's what I wanted to do. We bought some vodka and I got pretty drunk pretty fast, I felt like such a pussy, but since it was my first time really drinking, I don't really care. It was me, Matt, Amanda and Steve, interesting combination, right?

Poor Nadia

I talked to Nadia, who incidentally also got pretty drunk when Bush won, but she was happy about it. That's so sad.

Britain knows better...BRITAIN!!!

We left Britain (and a number of other countries) because we felt we could do things better, right? So why is it that the day after W is elected, they have papers with front page headlines like "How can 59,000,000 people be so dumb", and one which simply had a black cover and two words in the center of the front page..."Oh, God." If Britain sees it, why can't we?

Poor Jonnie

Jon Stewart is trying so hard not to just kill someone on camera, it's kinda funny, but at the same time really depressing, you know? He had a republican on yesterday and the guy said (paraphrasing here) Yeah, the last four years have been good for Bush, good for America, you've had a great four years, haven't you? Jon: Yes, I cheer as I watch my country crumble
He so wanted to kick the guys ass.

Poor Collin

Tough Crowd with Colin Quin might be getting cancelled and that's really sad, we should watch him more. I really enjoy the show, but his ratings look bad next to the Daily Show ratings, let's help him out and keep the t.v. on CC for a half hour after the Daily Show, eh?

Yay, I voted, can anyone guess who I voted for? Betcha can't. I got an I voted! sticker, seriously, it's amazing, don't knock the sticker, dude, it rules. It's really early and I can't go back to bed cuz I have to get T and A up in a bit, have to work at 9, so they need to be at school a li'l early. Yeah workin' 9 to 5, not really, cuz it's only one day a week I work 9-5 until Mik hooks me up with a job. I'm going to wake the kids up now, eeewww, I feel like a parent, we all know THAT'S not a good idea. ttyl

From The Onion "Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3" Sad, funny, true, sad and funny.

my rant

Vote, it's a good idea. I think that if we don't vote there should be a reason we aren't voting. I have many friends who aren't voting because they legitimately do not care (and therefore know) enough about the situations going on that they feel they should not. This is an intelligent choice. VOTE OR DIE: stupid. Voting is a right but SHOULD be a privilege, if you do not know certain things about what is going on, you should not vote. Asking Joe Shone (shut up Danny) to vote just because is not a wise idea for the country. There are a lot of people who will say that if you don't vote you don't get to bitch. BULLSHIT! This is America, you get to bitch anyway.



Missa/Steve quote
"Do you want me to shower regularly?"~~Missa
"No"~~Steve