This is kind of my own homage to the qq, I'm not sorry it is over, but I will remember the times we had together for the rest of my life, so I thought I would pay my respects by re-posting our quotes...because that's what people like me do:

I've seen some Fat Bitches in my day, but GOD DAMN, that's a FAT BITCH!!-Stamer

We've got a car full of queers and we kno how to use it.-Jess

I'd kiss it if I could bend down that far.-Stamer

Dude, no stop sign. Dude! No stop sign! Dude! NO STOP SIGN!-Nicole

There's something you don't see everyday, a guy walking down the middle of the street, well, the side of the middle of the street.-Stamer

Keep blowing untill it gets hard.-Nicole

I have a thing for cherries.-Nicole

Stamer:Do ya wanna be a dildo?
Jess:Actually.

Watch out, I've go drainage tubes and I know how to use them.-Stamer

I kinda like 'em better hard.-Nicole

That guy's kinda creepy...he looks like Nadia.-Nicole

If I know anything about high school G.S.A.'s, there's no
"S."-Jess

Nice Apples.-Nicole

OO,OO, wanna see Kathy's face?-Jess

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with my mother's broach.-Kathy

It's enough to turn a girl straight.-Kathy

They're riding each others' asses like a good queermobile.-Jess

Oh, my nuts!-Stamer

This makes me wanna dance...and I don't dance.-Nicole on Shakira

I'm not an activist, I just don't want to touch your meat.-Kathy

mmm...cherry.-Nicole

And I have a thing for cherries?-Nicole on Jess' cherry wallet

What's one thing you don't have to deal with as a lesbian? PENIS!-Nicole on the lesbian

It upsets me that Jess can't come out.-Nicole

If I was a dog, I would lick other people's asses.-Jess

It's nice going out with a girl. You save so much money on condoms.-Stamer on the lesbian

Jess:I'm just pulling shit out of my ass here.
Stamer:Most people do.

It's a little bit whinner and a little bit less of a douche.-Kathy

Pass the squishy on the left hand side.-Jess

I do flail like a mofo.-Jess

We're looking for a gay, homeless, drifter. Has anyone seen a gay, homeless, drifter?-Jess

Let's go lay-lie-in the hammock.-Nicole

Wanna steal a cherry picker?-Jess

I hope Rachel gets spina bifida.-Jess

You know what sucks? NO BENCHES!-Stamer

I just got my rod stuck in my ass.-Jess

Ladies and Gentlemen, Queers at their finest.-Stamer

Stamer Knows how to handle her balls.-Kathy

If i were to reincarnate myself, I'd either be a llama or a bra.-Jess

It must suck to be a firework, you have that one moment of shining glory and then it's all over...kind of like the cast of 90210.-Jess

Fairy Dust? Is that like dandruff on a gay guy?-Jess

These two are 90 degree angles, I'm just a slight curve.-Stamer

(Referring to the quotebook) I'm gonna be reading this when I'm 90 and I'm gonna bust a hip laughing.-Kathy

I'm full of the SARS and I shall infect thee.-Stamer

(To Stamer) Can I play with your bananna?-Jess

(About the Quartet) Hello I would do anything but make out with you...and if the time came, I would pucker up.-Nicole

(Referring to Jen Evans) She has to be queer, she likes journey.-Stamer

QQ
R.I.P.
2003-2004