"If you're willing to swallow come, you can't make believe that something I said up here is disgusting." --George Carlin

"I don't think prostitution should be illegal, selling is legal, fucking is legal, why should selling fucking be illegal?" --George Carlin

"Burn and peel, I never tried to tan, I just tried to neutralize the blue. Try to get somewhere near flesh-colored, you know what I mean?" --George Carlin

Sorry, I was thouroughly amused, so I wanted to share