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> An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and, trying
> to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's
> a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are
> Brewers fans.
>
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
> looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your
> hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers fan," she replied. The teacher asks: "Well,
> if you're not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and
> proud of it," Mary replied.
>
> The teacher was surprised. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a Cubs
> fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and
> my Dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!"
>
> "Well," said the teacher, annoyed, "that's no reason for you to be a Cubs
> fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.What if
> your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief,
> what would you be then?"
>
> Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan."
>