Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.
The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns,
but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine
how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving
off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters,
seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called
in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was
dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like
Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke
in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.




I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?

I know you are hurting
I want to take it all away
i know i cannot
but i wish there were a way
for now, i will be the only thing i can be for you
someone for you to lean on
even when you need to fall
I'll be there to catch you
no matter what happens at all

I was just talkinkg with someone who reminded me that there are some people with whom i am losing touch. While I realize that the QQ is pretty much dead, I would still like to talk to you guys because i haven't really been doing that lately. I miss you guys and just wanted to say that no matter what happens, I will always love you.

Other than that, nothing has really been important lately. I am being transferred into the floral dept. at Jewel, so I no longer have to be a bagger, but that's not really a huge deal.

NOTE TO DANNY Sweetie, I want you to know that if you need to talk, you can-and i insist you do-call me. Babe, you know that you are the single most important person in my life, I don't think I could function if you were not there for me to rely on. I miss you when you are not around and when anything reminds me of you. We both know that almost anything can remind-and hass reminded-me of you.

DID YOU KNOW FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER NO LONGER CARRIES RUN LOLA RUN????? HOW HORRIBLE IS THAT??? I have to buy a copy anyway, but until then, it was my way of getting my lola, damned blockbuster. They do have Cho, however!

I need a girlfriend...anyone you know of available?

I miss Ada. I emailed her a few days ago, but she hasn't gotten back to me yet.. She was a really close friend, it makes me sad to think that i haven't spoken to her since september.

Jo, I miss you, we should go to too much light, do you think you would be able to go? We could bring Dave, I still haven't met him. Is he 18 yet? When is he gonna be female? Has he thought of a name yet? Wait, I think Dave reads this. So have you thought of a name yet, dave?

Name The... (as stolen from Lauries blog)



Name two bad habits you have: cracking my nuckles and biting my nails

Name four things you'd never wear: daisy dukes, fur coat, thong, anything actually bought from abercrombie

Name four animals you like: kitty, dog, snake, tarantula

Name four shows you love: family guy, the simpsons, QAF, WIll and grace

Name two drinks you regularly drink: Coke, water

Name four random facts about yourself: i'm a dyke, but not a lesbian, i usually fold, but occasionally crinkle, i love toe socks, and i like dykey women

Name two random facts about your family: everythingabout my family is random, but i have 6 siblings, and jimmy (the youngest) is the coolest lil bro ever


Just Some Random Questions...

Is your hair colored? no

Do you have a tattoo? no

Piercings? just in my ears

Own a webcam? yeah but it's not hooked up

Have aol? just AIM, cuz it's free

What should you be doing right now? taking a shower

What are you listening to? rollie ollie ollie that my sis is watching

Can you do anything freakish with your body? freakish? sadlyl no

Chicken or fish? tofu

Do you have a favorite animal? any kind of animal is the best


Are You...



Shy? not usually, unless i have a crush on the person

Quiet? sometimes

Boring? rarely

The Lovey Dovey type? im a hpeless romantic



Have You Ever..


Helped someone? sure

Dissected something? pig, cat

Cut your hair? my own hair? yes



Random Questions...



What is in your CD player right now? ani defranco (yay lisa)

Who is your favorite Spice Girl? posh

Favorite Disney Characters? mulan, gotta have love for the one or two strong women dsney has put out

Favorite fast food? chinese

Favorite book? the dark light

Favorite Sports teams? meh

Favorite song? JKwon- Tipsy

What room is your computer in? my parents' dining room

What is your shoe size? 9

What will you be when you grow up? a grown up, but i dont wanna grow up



When Was The Last Time You...


Missed someone? right now

Told someone you love them? yesterday danny

Hugged someone? three weeks ago

Met Someone New? yesterday



The Last Person...



You touched? my little sister

You talked to? my little sister

That you hugged? matt

You talked to on the phone? my mom

You kissed? cant really say

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that
your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in
the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry....How soon
can I go home?"

just wanted everyone to know im not dead, even though i kinda seem like it, i still love you all and miss you, i was at DU the other day for a speaker about being an ally, he was great and we went to dinner with him afterward, which was cool

laurie kept looking at me the whole time, shes so cute...*sigh*

hey matt, love you lots, havent seen you in ever and im pretty sure you dont read this, but hey to ya anyway!!

to my qq, i wanted to send you the cooters thing, but it wont let me email you, so im going to send one from captain obvious on aol, so you can get them, they are uber good ideas, at least danny and i think so, dont we danny?