I am: 28% Republican.

"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

all i have to say is YES!

Burning Brides:The Real Reason Nuns Seem So Serene
By: Gwynne Watkins


Like many pre-adolescent girls, I had a nun fantasy. The fact that I was Presbyterian only increased the mystique. At a time when life was complicated, full of feelings and physical sensations I didn't understand, nuns seemed to have it all figured out: they had wisdom (divine wisdom), beauty (divine beauty), and a purpose in life (a divine purpose). Moreover, they never had to worry about boyfriends or strange sexual stirrings, because they had the ultimate boyfriend, for whom their love could be nothing but pure, good and certain. The medieval women below prove that I had it all wrong. These nuns (and a few devout laywomen) are married to Jesus in a true sense: they make sacrifices, they get hurt, they share joy, and most surprisingly, they have sex lives. Divine sex lives. Here, we summarize (from various historical accounts) what you could expect from taking the son of God to prom. — Gwynne Watkins

He's good-looking.
"Ah! Show me your face and let me contemplate your radiance. Lo, your face, which the most beautiful dawn of divinity illuminates, is pleasant and comely. Miraculously, your cheeks blush . . ." — Gertrude of Helfta

He'll make your friends jealous.
"And the companion of the Mary Magdalene [Jesus] loved her more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often on her mouth. The rest of the disciples said to him, "Why do you love her more than all of us?" — from the apocryphal Gospel of Philip

He's a good kisser.
"I will run and not tire, until You bring me into the wine cellar, until Your left hand is under my head, and your right hand will embrace me happily, [and] you will kiss me with the happiest kiss of your mouth."— Claire of Assisi

He wants you to want him.
"Indeed I just said to you that he who does not hunger for my body . . . does not really desire eternal life." — Jesus' words to Dorothy of Mantau

He's direct.
"Therefore I must be intimate with you, and lie in your bed with you . . . you may boldly, when you are in bed, take me to you as your wedded husband, as your dear darling, and as your sweet son, for I want to be loved as a son should be loved by the mother, and I want you to love me, daughter, as a good wife ought to love her husband. Therefore you can boldly take me in the arms of your soul and kiss my mouth, my head, and my feet as sweetly as you want." — Jesus' words to Margery Kempe

He tastes good.
On the day commemorating Jesus' circumcision, Agnes Blannbekin felt the Lord's foreskin in her mouth. She swallowed the thin, very sweet membrane "about a hundred times."

Really good.
Standing before the crucifix, Lutgardof Aywieres "saw Christ with his wound all bleeding. And she sucked such sweetness with her mouth at his breast that she could feel no tribulation." On another occasion the figure on the crucifix leaned down and picked her up, holding her to his side to nurse.

He knows how to satisfy a woman.
"He came in the form and clothing of a Man . . .took me entirely in his arms, and pressed me to him; and all my members felt his in full felicity, in accordance with the desire of my heart and my humanity. So I was outwardly satisfied and fully transported . . . after a short time, I lost that manly beauty outwardly in the sight of his form . . .I could no longer distinguish him within me. Then it was to me as if we were one without difference." — Hadewijch of Antwerp

Really satisfy a woman.
"She suddenly felt her whole soul, diffused through all the members of her body, so violently caught up that the same little body felt itself in all its individual members strongly gathered into the embrace. Indeed, in the union of this sweet embrace, the Lord applied the heart of his chosen one to his own heart, and he absorbed her whole spirit within himself; and the soul of Beatrice tasted there a heavenly flood of charity . . . At this taste, she fell to earth and her feet could not hold her . . ." — Beatrice of Nazareth, describing her ecstasy

Yes, really.
"I saw he had a long golden dart in his hands, and at the tip of the iron it seemed to have a bit of fire. It seemed that he put this in me through the heart several times, and that it reached my entrails. When he withdrew it, it seemed to me he took them with it, and left me totally afire with the great love of God. The pain was so great that it gave me a few moans, and so excessive was the sweetness which this very great pain caused me that one does not wish it to stop, nor can the soul be contented by anything less than God." — A vision of Teresa of Avila

He's even into the occasional golden shower.
Flora of Beaulieu had a vision in which she was splashed with the liquid from a golden chalice. She fell into ecstasy for days.

Or if that's not freaky enough . . .
"Today I shall give you a drink that transcends in perfection any that human nature can provide . . ." With that, he tenderly placed his right hand on her neck, and drew her toward the wound in his side. "Drink, daughter, from my side," he said, "and by that draught your soul shall become enraptured with such delight that your very body, which for my sake you have denied, shall be inundated with its overflowing goodness." — Jesus, in a vision to Catherine of Siena

Afterward, he's a master of pillow talk.
"Your mouth tastes like roses and your body like violets. My sugar-sweet and honey-sweet love, my tender one, my pure one, you are mine and I am yours." — Jesus' words to Adelheid

You'll feel great the next morning.
"And afterwards, when she came back to herself, the nun put her in bed where she lay for a whole day inebriated in inestimable sweetness of mind, jubilant and exulting, in tranquil peace of conscience, resting with Christ." — Beatrice of Nazareth

And he'll have breakfast already made.
"Honey and milk drip down from your mouth to me." — Gertrude of Helfta n°





Sorry, I read this and HAD to share it!

You Are Belle!

Intelligent and kind. Your beauty goes much further than your apperance. Also, you make judgements of people based on their personality and not their looks. Attaining all the knowledge that you can is one of your major goals in life, but you are also a person who can make things happen.

Which Disney Princess Are You?

This morning I feel hella better, I can even talk, sorta, the eating is a little delicate of a situation, ill wait for the tylenol from this morning to kick in. I am supposed to follow up with a doc from elmhurst clinic who specializes in ears, nose, and throat, because and this may be too gross for some of you to handle (coughdannycough), but ive never hidden stuff like this, the abcess may go down on its own, or they may have to cut it to drain it, you know scalpel it open and let the pus get out

I went to the hospital today and apparently i have a peritonsil abcess, which is an infection/big wad of pus on my tonsils, fun times let me tell you, i got a stronger antibiotic and tylenol with codine, so hopefully tm is the last day i will miss work, but at least i finally know what's wrong with me, right?

note: If you want to call, don't for a day or so, text me if you want, but talking is kinda painful, so i would appreciate if you text me or email me, i will get back to you

ill fill ya in more later, bye

so im dying, i cant swallow, talk, eat, the usual stuff. Danny called me yesterday and was like "can you talk" so i responded with "how bout you talk and i listen?" he was cool with that, seriously, though, no one knows whats wrong with me, they at first thought it was strep or mono..most likely strep..both results were negative, so i have something similar to strep and mono, but its neither...they put me on antibiotics for something they arent sure of, thats healthy, but im taking them cuz im hoping it will work, you know? it went from a sore throat to a majorly swollen tonsil, to pain from my throat to my ear, not fun, if anyone has any idea (maybe the doctor is stupid, my mom did send me there) couldja let me know?

oh and i had to send jennifer money..try speaking spanish when you dont know a lot to begin with and then not really being able to talk and still having to talk to your sis in mexico on the phone...this week sucked major ass

come on, this is cool...

Your Japanese Name Is...

Suzuki Imaidegawa

What's your Japanese Name?

I GOT BUFFY?!?

Which Buff Girl Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty


And...

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

So I've decided to go back to being just vegetarian, there are a number of factors involved, one of the largest being the monetary one, but I'm ok with this decision and it is something I have thought about for a while....so yea

I talked to jen yesterday for a while..YAY

I got my license yesterday..YAY

I went to Kelly's choir concert at East..interesting..I didn't really talk to anyone, but I saw a bunch of people, one kid reminded me of my fat asian, but he was just not cool enough to be him..poor guy

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Gurrty
Birthday:	July 15, 1985
Birthplace:	Chicago
Current Location:	Northlake
Eye Color:	blue/hazel
Hair Color:	red
Height:	5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	Irish, scottish, a bunch of european i dont know and a little native american thrown in for good measure
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Canvas shoes
Your Weakness:	jimmy, little kids in general
Your Fears:	rejection, failure
Your Perfect Pizza:	ummm..spinach and celery with chives, no cheese and lots of sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	going to mexico
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	depends on who I'm with
Your Best Physical Feature:	my eyes
Your Bedtime:	yeah right
Your Most Missed Memory:	the qq
Pepsi or Coke:	R.C.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	tea
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	hell yes
Do you Sing:	yes
Do you Shower Daily:	no
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	yes
Do you want to get Married:	no
Do you belive in yourself:	yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	yes
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	not usually
Do you like Thunderstorms:	oh yea
Do you play an Instrument:	not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yes
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	with a big fucking explosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	i dont wanna grow up, im a toys r us kid...
What country would you most like to Visit:	ireland, australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	blue/green or brown
Favourite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long Hair:	medium
Height:	somewhere near mine
Weight:	somewhere near mine
Best Clothing Style:	a hot skirt and corset...or for a guy, tight jeans and T
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
Number of CDs I own:	20 ish
Number of Piercings:	5
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	0, regret only hinders growth
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

HEYY!!!! I got to see Jimmy today!!! My mom woke me up at like 830 and was like hey...we just got back yesterday...we had a lot of fun, can you watch Jimmy while I get my nails done? WTF?!? But of course I said yeah cuz I wanted to see my baby!!!

I broke it off with Cindy, I'm just not in the mood to be in a relationship right now and I think we will be ok as friends, so I think that's better for us. I really do care about her, but I think we'l be better as friends, you know?

...I'm going to get my license back tomorrow!!! Yay!!!

I applied at Studio 21, wish me luck!

I dont have anything for this new line, so bye!!!

I talked to jen for a while today and she seems to really be enjoying herself, so I guess the plans for mexico are still on

dirrtygurrty may explode without warning

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They're keeping jimmy another week, I swear these people are idiots. He's off work for SIX MONTHS and then he gets a $25,000, HELLO!!!! THAT'S NOT A LOT!!!! YOU WERE OFF FOR SIX FUCKING MONTHS. Do they realize this? No. They take a 3 week vacation to alabama/Disney world, makes sense to me...retards.