so i normally do not read anything from jessica when she sends me shit, because they are all forwards that she sends to everyone, but this one was pretty amusing, and i feel the spectrum can appreciate this one...

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you
up with a Barbie.
Santa