Everyone who reads this knows about the qq, and if you don't, stop reading now and never come back, lol jk, so I thought I would share some of the wonderfulness (it's a word now, dammit!) that is the qq.
These are our quotes, now you know why they are who they are to me.

I've seen some Fat Bitches in my day, but GOD DAMN, that's a FAT BITCH!!-Stamer

We've got a car full of queers and we kno how to use it.-Jess

I'd kiss it if I could bend down that far.-Stamer

Dude, no stop sign. Dude! No stop sign! Dude! NO STOP SIGN!-Nicole

There's something you don't see everyday, a guy walking down the middle of the street, well, the side of the middle of the street.-Stamer

Keep blowing untill it gets hard.-Nicole

I have a thing for cherries.-Nicole

Stamer:Do ya wanna be a dildo?
Jess:Actually.

Watch out, I've go drainage tubes and I know how to use them.-Stamer

I kinda like 'em better hard.-Nicole

That guy's kinda creepy...he looks like Nadia.-Nicole

If I know anything about high school G.S.A.'s, there's no
"S."-Jess

Nice Apples.-Nicole

OO,OO, wanna see Kathy's face?-Jess

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with my mother's broach.-Kathy

It's enough to turn a girl straight.-Kathy

They're riding each others' asses like a good queermobile.-Jess

Oh, my nuts!-Stamer

This makes me wanna dance...and I don't dance.-Nicole on Shakira

I'm not an activist, I just don't want to touch your meat.-Kathy

mmm...cherry.-Nicole

And I have a thing for cherries?-Nicole on Jess' cherry wallet

What's one thing you don't have to deal with as a lesbian? PENIS!-Nicole on the lesbian

It upsets me that Jess can't come out.-Nicole

If I was a dog, I would lick other people's asses.-Jess

It's nice going out with a girl. You save so much money on condoms.-Stamer on the lesbian

Jess:I'm just pulling shit out of my ass here.
Stamer:Most people do.

It's a little bit whinner and a little bit less of a douche.-Kathy

Pass the squishy on the left hand side.-Jess

I do flail like a mofo.-Jess

We're looking for a gay, homeless, drifter. Has anyone seen a gay, homeless, drifter?-Jess

Let's go lay-lie-in the hammock.-Nicole

Wanna steal a cherry picker?-Jess

I hope Rachel gets spina bifida.-Jess

You know what sucks? NO BENCHES!-Stamer

I just got my rod stuck in my ass.-Jess

Ladies and Gentlemen, Queers at their finest.-Stamer

Stamer Knows how to handle her balls.-Kathy

If i were to reincarnate myself, I'd either be a llama or a bra.-Jess

It must suck to be a firework, you have that one moment of shining glory and then it's all over...kind of like the cast of 90210.-Jess

Fairy Dust? Is that like dandruff on a gay guy?-Jess

These two are 90 degree angles, I'm just a slight curve.-Stamer

(Referring to the quotebook) I'm gonna be reading this when I'm 90 and I'm gonna bust a hip laughing.-Kathy

I'm full of the SARS and I shall infect thee.-Stamer

(To Stamer) Can I play with your bananna?-Jess

(About the Quartet) Hello I would do anything but make out with you...and if the time came, I would pucker up.-Nicole

(Referring to Jen Evans) She has to be queer, she likes journey.-Stamer

Don't worry, more are surely to come.